It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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