So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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