Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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