Tell her she can't have a vagina
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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