two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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