How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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