my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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