I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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