my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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