WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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