if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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