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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
