you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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