i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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