dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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