They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I want to be your penis for a week.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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