So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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