hotel room ftw
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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