he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Quick, to the slutcave!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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