dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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