im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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