You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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