Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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