at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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