That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
