quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
