You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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