Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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