Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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