If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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