so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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