I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
