yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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