I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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