My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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