Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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