For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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