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i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Buhtt sex?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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