Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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