He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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