So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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