love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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