Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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