So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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