I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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