This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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