S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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