yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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