So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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