i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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