Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just forgot I was standing up.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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