i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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