4 words: hood of his car
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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