Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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