I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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